Why I Just Cancelled My Cable TV



Un-fucking-believable!

24/7 Cable News in all its "journalistic" glory.

Found this picture over at ThinkProgress.org

I'm not sure which executive at MSNBC that Rita Crosby knows or blows, but whoever it is, they must be real senior to be able to make the case for keeping this empty-headed bimbo on the payroll.

You know what is the most troubling thing about this picture to me is though?

This "journalist" is all hot and bothered. She's smiling and excited, and she's looking in with what in her mind is probably professional zeal. I call it just plain "lust". Look at her! Look at that sickening smile on her face. Look how she's touching the glass oh so longingly, wishing for just a little touch of this man. The penetrating look into his inner soul with the baby blues. I swear she looks like she's sexually aroused and on the verge of tonguing the glass.

And the object of her lust... ? This 'hideous monster' as the media would have had us believe, is looking at Rita Crosby with what is obvious and abject scorn and contempt. And now we come to find out, rightfully so! I find myself looking at her with the exact same emotions to be honest. Don't get me wrong though. This guy may be one sick puppy and in need of serious help. But that's not why she's practically humping his car door.

As if this wasn't enough to convince me, I was over at Crooks & Liars and caught this YouTube today. Kyra Phillips from CNN can't quite figure out the On/Off button on her microphone and was live on CNN while in the bathroom. What made it more deliciously ironic is that it was smack dab in the middle of one of Dubya's Infamous "Pressers", this one giving a speech about all his Hurricane Katrina "Accomplishments"



So now you know why I have finally wised up and cancelled my Cable TV service. I'll just have to watch all my Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert on their sites and on C&L now.

That and I'm moving across an ocean in one month. :)

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