Luckily for Joe - We're ALL GONNA DIE!
Published Thursday, August 10, 2006 by Nate | E-mail this post
So he no longer needs to look like the loser that he is on a constantly repeating news cycle. Apparently a highly-organized team of uber-scary super-boogeymen were planning to launch a devestating attacking on the western world involving something to do with "fizzy drinks" or perhaps a "bottle of lotion" (at least according to Soledad O'Brian on the Panic News Network).As a result of this new and massive threat to all of Western Civilization as we know it, we must all now be cowed into catatonic panic and revert to our normal "herd mentality" of petrified cowards, groveling at our governments feet to "Save Us, Save Us!... Oh Jesus-God Almighty....! Save Us!!!!!
Here's the story from Reuters in case you missed it playing on CNN, MSNBC and Fox News non-stop for the past ten hours, complete with comprehensive team coverage and plenty of aerial footage of random airports in the US and UK. (Super whiz-bang, high-intensity digital graphics coming soon to this terrortainment ratings extravaganza)
Sure is a good thing to... Otherwise we might have had to learn today about the suicide bomber who killed 30 people in Iraq, or take time to read all about the 1.3 Million people running for their lives from the most powerful typhoon to hit China in fifty years, or hear all about how the People of America are starting to take back their Government from the Corporate and Media Interests and their evil overlords who are leading us straight into Hell.(Fair Warning: Do Not watch the "Hell" link unless you are prepared to actually glimpse Hell)
UPDATE: A late addition to this post but I just finished reading TRex's Late Nite FDL post: Why it matters from last night. He's just returning home from a long weekend up in CT volunteering for Lamont's campaign. It is incredibly powerful and it sums up so many of my feelings it's hard to express it in writing. Just go read it!
Tags: War, Iraq, Bush, Lebanon, Israel, Terror, China, Fear
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